Life With Maine Coons - Funny. Relatable. Occasionally Judgmental.
Meet the Maine Coons Who Started It All
Piper
Artemis
Gracie
The Silent Judge
Piper is a brown tabby Maine Coon who rules through observation rather than action. She prefers elegance over chaos, quiet over noise, and will absolutely let you know — without making a sound — when you have disappointed her.
She does not rush. She does not panic. She does not participate in nonsense unless it is absolute
The Silent Judge
Piper is a brown tabby Maine Coon who rules through observation rather than action. She prefers elegance over chaos, quiet over noise, and will absolutely let you know — without making a sound — when you have disappointed her.
She does not rush. She does not panic. She does not participate in nonsense unless it is absolutely necessary. Piper’s greatest talents include sitting beautifully, maintaining eye contact long enough to cause self-reflection, and delivering judgment with a single, perfectly timed glance.
She loves deeply, but privately. Her affection is subtle, deliberate, and earned. If Piper chooses to sit near you, consider it a high honor.
Personality: Reserved, observant, dignified
Special Skills: Silent judgment, impeccable posture
Life Philosophy: Chaos is best observed from a distance
Gracie
Artemis
Gracie
The Main Character
Gracie is a brown tabby Maine Coon with big personality energy and absolutely no inside voice. She enters every room like it’s a stage, assumes every conversation is about her, and believes enthusiasm is best expressed at full volume.
She is friendly, affectionate, and completely unapologetic about her presence. Gracie l
The Main Character
Gracie is a brown tabby Maine Coon with big personality energy and absolutely no inside voice. She enters every room like it’s a stage, assumes every conversation is about her, and believes enthusiasm is best expressed at full volume.
She is friendly, affectionate, and completely unapologetic about her presence. Gracie loves people, attention, toys, routines, and reminding everyone — including Piper — that she exists. Loudly.
While she may be ornery at times, her love is unmistakable. Gracie does not whisper affection. She announces it, usually at inconvenient hours, and often while knocking something off a surface.
Personality: Bold, affectionate, dramatic
Special Skills: Zoomies, commentary, stealing the spotlight
Life Philosophy: If I’m awake, everyone should know
Artemis
Artemis
Artemis
The Quiet Devotion
Artemis is a tortie smoke Maine Coon who prefers to observe quietly before committing — but once she does, she commits completely. Shy at first, she watches carefully, learns routines, and chooses her people with intention.
Her affection is constant and unwavering. Artemis follows closely, settles gently, and loves with
The Quiet Devotion
Artemis is a tortie smoke Maine Coon who prefers to observe quietly before committing — but once she does, she commits completely. Shy at first, she watches carefully, learns routines, and chooses her people with intention.
Her affection is constant and unwavering. Artemis follows closely, settles gently, and loves with a softness that feels grounding. She is happiest when touching someone she trusts, even if that makes movement inconvenient.
Though she startles easily and avoids chaos when possible, Artemis offers comfort instinctively. When things are quiet, she becomes the steady presence that holds everything together.
Personality: Gentle, cautious, deeply affectionate
Special Skills: Emotional support, stealth cuddling
Life Philosophy: Love quietly, stay close
Available Now: The Story of Three Tyrants
The Maine Coon Connection - Book 1
A Tail of Three Tyrants is a funny heartfelt memoir about life with three Maine Coon cats who believe they are in charge --- and are mostly correct.
Meet Piper, the silent judge: Gracie, the unapologetic main character: and Artemis, the shy shadow who loves fiercely once she trusts. Together, they turn everyday moments -- early-morning feeding demands, midnight zoomies, vet visits, and guest inspections --- into a portrait of life in a multi-cat household.
This humorous cat memoir isn't a training guide. It's a relatable look at Maine Coon personalities, the chaos of living with cats, and the deep bonds that form when animals become family.
Perfect for cat lovers, Maine Coon Owners, and anyone who enjoys funny animal books and pet memoirs.